:: Zoombies :: 2016 ::
:: Glenn Miller ::

Acting: 2
Anxiety: 1
Atmosphere: 3
Movie Watched: 10
Appropriate Grossness: 8
Production: 2
Recommended: 2
Scares: 1
Story: 3
Unpredictable: 3

Total: 35

I know, I know. Why did I even try. I don’t know. I guess I just got tired of seeing it on my Netflix list. Maybe it’s because I love animals. Or zombies. Hard for me to say, actually. Maybe I’m just getting burnt out on watching horror movies, and I just wanted to slog through some terribly ones. It’s easy to love a B movie, but this one’s more of a D-. The acting is weird and bad, and most of the folks seem to be kind of clunking through their lines - I don’t know if they had them entirely memorized. Regardless, we had fun watching this movie. It was so stupid. And like all movies like this, everyone is the same age. I do really appreciate the spirit behind this movie, though. Not a huge budget, and it’s really weird. Pay particular attention every time someone shoots a pistol. It’s like, old school, cops and robbers style gun acting. And zombie giraffes!