:: Cooties :: 2014 ::
:: Jonathan Milott, Cary Murnion ::

Acting: 5
Anxiety: 1
Atmosphere: 5
Movie Watched: 10
Appropriate Grossness: 9
Production: 5
Recommended: 5
Scares: 3
Story: 5
Unpredictable: 5

Total: 53

Another entrant into the festival of movies that just…end. A lot of big names, and Office fans will be tickled to see Rainn Wilson and Kate Palmer pretty much reprise their roles, along with a Japanese janitor act-alike of the Japanese warehouse worker. This movie is fun, and isn’t bad, exactly, but it doesn’t have a lot of redeeming qualities. It’s a horror comedy about an outbreak among schoolchildren that turns them into zombies. Elijah Wood is much funnier in other movies, and this has a real we’re-all-friends-and-making-a-movie feel to it. Watch it or don’t watch it, your life probably won’t be much different either way.