Scary Movie Club


Welcome to Scary Movie Club

SMC is definitely a real club. Here you can find the collected mini-reviews of the horror movies that I watch, along with fun extras like a monthly newsletter, horror-themed merch, and other goodies.

I've assigned each movie a score out of 100 points: 10 categories at 10 points each. Here are the criteria I used to rate each movie:

Acting - The higher the number, the better the acting. 
Anxiety - Did I feel tense while watching this movie? I hope so. 
Atmosphere - Big one here. Setting + Mood + Soundtrack, all rolled into one.
% Movie Watched - I won’t watch a whole movie if it stinks.
Appropriate Grossness - Does the movie deserve the gore and violence? Or were those elements forced?
Production - How does the movie look? Is the CGI horrible? Are the sets goofy?
Recommended - Should you watch this movie? 
Unpredictable - I love when I don't know where a movie is going. 
Scares - Classic jumps, frights, and boogedie-boogedies. I like these, generally.
Story - Am I watching a story that’s been told a hundred times? I hope not.

Enjoy the list - it's alphabetical, and my score is above each title. Click on the title and then hover over the image to get the review and score breakdown!

Movie Reviews

Click the movie and hover over the image to get the review